LOL! Murphy's Law.
from facebook. one of the become a fan page...
hehehe! it's awesome.


It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

The Murphy Philosophy
Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.

Law of the Perversity of Nature (Mrs. Murphy's Corollary):
You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.

You never run out of things that can go wrong.

Murphy's Military Laws
The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
(LOL this is nice to know...)
There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, and miss.

Murphy's Technology Laws
Always draw your curves, then plot your reading.
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.
The first myth of management is that it exists.
All things are possible except skiing through a revolving door.
Any attempt to print Murphy's laws will jam the printer.


Murphy's Love Laws

1. All the good ones are taken.
2. If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. (corr. to 1)
3. The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
4. Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
5. The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
6. Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
7. The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.
8. Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
9. Nice guys(girls) finish last.
10. If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
11. Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.

Murphy's Laws of sex
Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
NEVER SLEEP WITH ANYONE CRAZIER THAN YOURSELF.
The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
Love is a hole in the heart.
When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
One good turn gets most of the blankets.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.

:D

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